Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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