Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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