She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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