porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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