So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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