I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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