Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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