She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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