Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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