farters have to be the big spoon...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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