I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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