I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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