Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize