i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
