super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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