is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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