I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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