bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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