That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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