Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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