I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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