I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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