in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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