I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Randomize
