I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i just google imaged poop.
I've blown a few things in my day
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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