there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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