talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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