Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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