Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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