She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I intend to get homeless drunk
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
The air taste purple.
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