Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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