I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
