it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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