she was so not down for the gang bang
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
a search helicopter?!
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
