I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
