with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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