I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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