Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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