see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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