I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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