I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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