420 ftw
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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