why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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