Kiss
Puke
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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