hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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