Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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