fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
they need to just BURY HIM!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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