Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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