I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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