my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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