i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
