nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
where am i from again
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
