yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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