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  Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.

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• She has to be real dumb to fall for this "cum on".

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:31pm

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• Couldn't he just do it into a cup

  Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 2, 10 at 4:56pm

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• I'm a little teapot....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:59pm

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• Me thinks it's time his wife found a new husband...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:02am

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• 3:36 1. you probably aren't a doctor, more like a 43 yr old jackass who just took a break masturbating to beastialty related granny porn 2. he probably lied to his wife to just to get to shoot some leche de verdga on her face

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:41am

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• Best of luck with that hahahah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:52pm

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• You are my personal god!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:11pm

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• this could use some editing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:58pm

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• Wow what a great husband. Not.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:10pm

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• 3:28 don't know who you think you are but I'M his wife. Cunt, get the fuck out of here.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:32pm

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• Lol tricked her good

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:18pm

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• Win

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:41am

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• What a douchebag. and LOL 2:30

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:40pm

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• You're fir entertainment

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:02am

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• haha, first thing i thought of when he meant sample was moles. they could only take mole samples from her face. gross.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:51pm

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• I hope your wife has a good sense of humor. I really hope she believed you and you took pictures.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:13pm

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• That's gold, Jerry, gold.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:45pm

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• Oh man... Ive drunk so much my liver hurts.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:28am

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• Dur x 2. You are such a tool, " I guess you're talking about guy"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:59pm

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• 3:33 haha fuck you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:34pm

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• Yep. This is believable. I've met some douches, but none this stupid. If you're going to make something up, make it believable please.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:06pm

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• Seriously you are my HERO. I think that line would work with most dumb bitches... You should have told her eyelids...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:37pm

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• 2:10 way to be an overly sensitive borat wannabe you chump

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:39am

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• Yo it doesn't matter if this is true or not. This is all fir entertainment so shit the ruck fuck up and enjoy it!! That shit was sooo funny!! And even I'm a girl!!! Lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:34am

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• Lame? This is genious! He should have got a doctor's note to go along with it. Well played sir, well played.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:17pm

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• pics or it didn't happen

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:10pm

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• i'm his wife, and no its not fake. he actually said that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:28pm

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• I'm his penis doctor, and he did ask that. His other question was whether he should get it out with an ice cream scoop on case he doesn't pull out in time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:34pm

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• Okay I'm the real doctor here and I can tell you this is a FAKE ASS TEXT BITCHES!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:36pm

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• I'm guessing he's talking about cum sample right? That's gold.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:57pm

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• NO IM HIS WIFE! lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:31pm

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• If your wife is that stupid, shame on her. The fact that you married someone you have to lie to so they'll take a facial, shame on you. Douche.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:44pm

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• hahahha okay 3:32? keep telling yourself that!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:33pm

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