i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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