Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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