2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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