a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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