Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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